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Standard tuning. No capo.

C:-32010
G:320001
F:133211

C C

		   G
 Please buy the shirts
F		     C
 The shirts are so nice
	        C
 You'll look stylish
	     G
 In your Mountain Goats shirt
	      F C
 Ooh ooh ooh

			C			   G
 People see you walking down the street, they say
			     F
 Who's that handsome person
		       C
 In the Mountain Goats shirt

C G F

C						C
 You will seek out your family, who you haven't seen in ten years,
				  G			  F
 and you're kinda worried how the whole thing's gonna go
	 C				  C
 And you show up at the door and they say God,
	      G
 It's good to see you
	 F
 In your Mountain Goats shirt

C C G

F					 C	 C
 After the College of Cardinals was done voting
G				       F
 And it was announced that Cardinal Ratzinger, who leans rather far right,
C				       C
 was gonna be the new Holy Father, for better or worse
				   G				  F
 He could've made a better first impression on the world's media
	C
 In his Mountain Goats shirt

C G F C C G F

	      C	      C
 So if you're lonely
	G      F
 Or shirtless
		      C					 C
 Stop by the merchandising table and check out Mr. Vanderslice,
				  G
 he's attractive and I hear he's available
		      F
 And he's got a whole table full of Mountain Goats shirts

C C G F C
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