=====Picture of My Dress===== tabbed by rationalfish D Asus E G D Asus Em G I'm at a truck stop in New Mexico just before dawn D Asus Somebody's grandma behind the wheel of a big rig Em G Pulling in with her headlights on G D We smoke a cigarette as the sunrise runs riot F#m G Someone's got to break the quiet D And she says - what are you doing here anyway? Asus A And I smile and say - you'd never guess Em7 She holds it up for me by its skinny white shoulder straps G A D Asus G While I take a picture of my dress D Asus G I take a picture of my dress D Asus Em G I'm in the bathroom of a Dallas Texas Burger King D Asus Em G Steven Tyler is on the overhead speakers, he doesn't want to miss a thing D Out there at the counter, I blend in with the lunchtime crowd F#m G Try not to laugh out loud D I eat half my crispy chicken club Asus I get extra mayonnaise, it's a mess Em I take the other half out to the parking lot with me G A D Asus G Pop the trunk and take a picture of my dress D Asus G I take a picture of my dress F#m Em It still looks good, I only wore it once E G Asus Four years ago, four years and seven months D Asus Em G It may be a long time before the highway decides to finally set me free D Asus Em G I'm going to have to chase down the remnants of something special that you stole from me D Em It may be hiding in the sunset, or in distant corners of the dawn G Gm Or maybe it's gone D But I say some prayers above the engine Asus A I bless everything there is to bless Em Run out of gas in the middle of nowhere anyway G A Stand by the roadside smiling D Asus G And take a picture of my dress D Asus G I take a picture of my dress D Asus G I take a picture of my dress D Asus G I take a picture of my dress