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Chords:
D:   xx0232
D6:  xx0202
Em:  022000
Em7: 022030
G:   320033
A:   x02220


hello there paul
i had a take and i was ready to send it and i thought
you know, it can be done better
so here it is then
now im wearing my boots which always guarantees a good showing

D6 D Em Em7 G A D (x2)

D                      Em7
you must try to lead a good life
         G       A         D
you must do unto others as you would have them do
                                 Em7               G A
so that when you die you'll find golden boy peanuts waiting in the
       D
afterlife for you

                                    Em7
there are no pan asian supermarkets down in hell
       G         A          D
so you can't buy golden boy peanuts
                                    Em7
there are no pan asian supermarkets down in hell
       G         A          D
so you can't buy golden boy peanuts, yeah


D6 D Em Em7 G A D

D                Em7
if thine enemy oppresseth you
        G    A                   D 
you must let him oppress you some more
                                Em7
so that when you go shopping in paradise
            G     A                         D
you'll find those magnificent peanuts from singapore

        Em7                           D
with the drawing of the young chinese farmer
Em7                                D
the eastern sun behind him smiling at you from the shelves

      D                         Em7
if we want to spend eternity in happiness
          G              A            D
well we're gonna have to watch ourselves
                     Em7
you must give to the march of dimes
         G                   A          D
you must be on guard against wickedness at all times
                                       Em7 
and you'll find that your efforts have brought you great joy
          G         A                D
when your spirit is munching on that golden boy

                                    Em7
there are no pan asian supermarkets down in hell
       G      A              D
so you can't buy golden boy peanuts there
                              Em7
but the streets of heaven are lined with shells
            G                A           D
and there's billboards of the golden boy everywhere
                                    Em7
there are no pan asian supermarkets down in hell
       G         A          D
so you can't buy golden boy peanuts
                                    Em7
there are no pan asian supermarkets down in hell
       G         A          D
so you can't buy golden boy peanuts... GO!

D6 D Em Em7 G A D (x2)