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Houseguest tabbed by mike/howardfinkel E Mailman came while you were out C#m D I was sleeping at your house E C#m D Letter from your lover with an Ottawa address E Filled the shower up with steam C#m D Find out what you mean to him E Before I hand it over C#m A I'll push the flap back down and press B C d A Yes, I'll leave everything the way I found it E A E I'll bet I'm the best houseguest Houseguest you ever had I'll bet I'm the best houseguest Houseguest you ever had A I never leave my socks around G#m I always keep the TV down G F E And when I leave, I never leave a mess We were resting on the couch There was nothing much to watch Other than my manners And your waning graciousness I eased your thumb off the remote Placed my palms against your throats The heat in here's infernal And so's that entry in your journal Yeah, it changed everything the day I found it I bet I'm the best houseguest Houseguest you ever had I bed I'm the best houseguest To ever crash at your pad I've done things in your room You'd be ashamed to accuse me of It's just a tendency I have when certain people Refuse me love Refuse me love Refuse me love You refuse I accuse Yes, and I leave everything the way I found it