Tabbed by elilupe

  Pretty much every chord is played as a 5 chord(Bb5) but I wrote out all of the whole chords to be thorough
  
  C#*:
  e|-------------------------------|
  B|-------------------------------|
  G|-----0-----0-----0-----0-----0-|
  D|---3-----3-----3-----3-----3---|
  A|-4-----4-----4-----4-----4-----|
  E|-------------------------------|
  
  C#*, Bbm x2

  C#*                                       Bbm
  You'll be maybe lunging for the bad guy’s hip
  C#*                           Bbm
  No one anticipates the sunset flip
            F#                       C#       F#
  The referee and your opponent will hold you there
  C#                         G#
  And we're gonna bring in a folding chair
  
  C#*, Bbm x2

  We'll stipulate that there will be no cameras filming
  But of course there will be several in the building
  And if by chance somebody hits record
  And stands real still somewhere back behind the soundboard
  
  Break:
  Chords played are 
  Bbm, F#, C#, which I like to play here as
  Bbm: 688666
  F#:  x9867x
  C#:  9(11)(11)(10)99
  Because it allows me to play the lead line at the same time.
  Which goes:
  e|--9---9-8-6----|------6-9--|
  B|------------9--|--7-9------|
  G|---------------|-----------|
  D|---------------|-----------|
  A|---------------|-----------|
  E|---------------|-----------|
  Play that four times 
  
  C#*, Bbm x2
  
  Cheap electric razor from the Thrifty down the street
  Two guys down around your ankles so you'll stay put in your seat
  Buzzing razor held aloft and just about to strike
  I loved you before I even ever knew what love was like


  C#*, Bbm x2

  Some people leave before it's over, but most of them stay
  Some hide behind their programs, some turn away
  Out in the parking lot you look up at the stars
  And all the cheap cars
  
  C#*, Bbm x4